nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

perfidiousverisimilitude:

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.

URRRFGH

humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

zohbugg:

stardust is a cinematic masterpiece and anyone who says otherwise is very very wrong

Tyler (on how Shelley and Tyler first met): My truly most embarrassing moment was when I went into the hair and make-up trailer, and I was aware that Jill Wagner who plays Kate was back on the show and I’d gone in. I had some stuff on my hands and hair, and I see this one getting her hair done, so it’s just this side hair thing and it’s very similar to Jill. And I came to give her a hug, just thought I’d run over and say hi. So I ran over, gave her a kiss on the cheek, turned, definitely not Jill, and I immediately went, “You’re not Jill, you’re not Jill, I just insulted you, I’m so sorry. Oh, my God, hi, I’m Tyler, nice to meet you.” 

Holland: In Tyler Hoechlin’s world, a kiss on the cheek is an insult. 

Tyler: I just invaded her personal space!  

samantha99366:

minirose96:

nygaard-insurance:

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

WHO GAVE YOU THE FREAKING RIGHT

lokihiddleston:

savingbucky:

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

exhibit a

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exhibit b

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exhibit a

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exhibit b

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milotlc:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

thedevilmonkey:

So since Parrish is a supernatural, and after I saw that trailer,  I read up about mythical creatures immune to fire and a lot of stuff came up but one of the more popular and one that i think might work is a Phoenix

They can live to be thousands of years old and still appear incredibly young

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They were wise, intelligent beasts

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And if they died they would be consumed by flames

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Only to be reborn from the ashes

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They were hella fine creatures too

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