I found an island in your arms
Country in your eyes
Arms that chain
Eyes that lie
if when I’m older I don’t end up living in an apartment in a big city with a group of my closest friends and we don’t get ourselves into comically awkward situations and spend every day hanging out and making memories together I will be very disappointed because every sitcom ever will have misguided me
I’m built like her but I don’t have the confidence to wear a watermelon.
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
#sometimes i think about all the other girls who auditioned for lydia #and i think about how much it would’ve changed her character #how much it would’ve changed the entire SHOW even #because holland was actually the one who was like ‘hey let’s make her the smartest person in school’ #like can you imagine how AWFUL a character lydia would’ve been without her intelligence #i would’ve hated her unabashedly #and how crazy it would be to think that stiles would be into that kind of girl #like i just #ugh it’s so horrific to think about like i cannot even #just god bless holland roden that’s all i’m saying
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
“And there’s no cure.”
My mom still doesn’t understand I’m Trans so I got her a card
if anyone ever tells you that people who work in an office or government are boring please remember that the australian tax office is no longer allowed to have pub crawls because somebody stole a gumball machine.
it was bolted to the ground.
Okay, new Tumblr rule
if any of you lot ever invent time travel, you have to bring these two with you to Ancient Greece and Roman Empire
and read them to people or pass them around
so they become well known and in centuries, grow into a myth or a legend
and we grow up thinking that the story might have happened and he was a great hero from the past
but imagine it could become a religion
Yeah, you better run